{"id":36745,"date":"2022-12-07T16:00:47","date_gmt":"2022-12-07T13:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.englishcentral.com\/blog\/?p=36745"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:43:18","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:43:18","slug":"ingilizce-fikralar-ve-turkce-anlamlari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.englishcentral.com\/blog\/ingilizce-fikralar-ve-turkce-anlamlari\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kralar ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e Anlamlar\u0131"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralar ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e anlamlar\u0131 nelerdir? En \u00e7ok bilinen \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralar nelerdir? \u0130ngilizce \u00f6\u011frenen ki\u015filer s\u0131kl\u0131kla f\u0131kralarla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fabiliyor. \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralarla, \u0130ngilizcenizi geli\u015ftirirken e\u011flenebilirsiniz. Yabanc\u0131 arkada\u015flar edinirken \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralardan faydalanarak ortama ne\u015fe ve e\u011flence katabilirsiniz. Sizler i\u00e7in bu i\u00e7eri\u011fimizde \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralar ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e anlamlar\u0131ndan bahsettik.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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En Komik 30 \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00d6rne\u011fi<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Arkada\u015f ortam\u0131n\u0131za ne\u015fe katmak i\u00e7in \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralardan yararlanabilirsiniz. \u0130\u00e7eri\u011fimizdeki komik \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralara g\u00f6z gezdirerek be\u011fendiklerinizi arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131zla payla\u015fabilirsiniz. En \u00e7ok bilinen ve en komik \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralara a\u015fa\u011f\u0131da yer verilmi\u015ftir.<\/p>\n

1. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTeacher:<\/strong> Maria please show America on the map.
\nMaria:<\/strong> Here it is.
\nTeacher:<\/strong> Good. Then kid, who discovered America?
\nClass:<\/strong> Maria did, teacher.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen:<\/strong> Maria haritada Amerika\u2019y\u0131 g\u00f6ster.
\nMaria:<\/strong> \u0130\u015fte burada.
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen:<\/strong> Aferin. \u015eimdi \u00e7ocuklar, Amerika\u2019y\u0131 kim buldu?
\nS\u0131n\u0131f:<\/strong> Maria buldu \u00f6\u011fretmenim.<\/p>\n

2. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nAndy:<\/strong> Aren\u2019t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
\nBerg:<\/strong> Yes I am, because I married the wrong woman.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nAndy:<\/strong> Evlilik y\u00fcz\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc yanl\u0131\u015f parma\u011f\u0131na takm\u0131yor musun?
\nBerg:<\/strong> Evet tak\u0131yorum \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc yanl\u0131\u015f kad\u0131nla evlendim.<\/p>\n

3. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\n\u201cAm I the first man you have ever loved?\u201d John asked.
\n\u201cOf course\u201d Linda answered \u201cWhy do men always ask the same question?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u201cBen senin a\u015f\u0131k oldu\u011fun ilk ki\u015fi miyim?\u201d diye sordu John.
\n\u201cTabiki\u201d diye cevaplad\u0131 Linda \u201cNi\u00e7in erkekler hep ayn\u0131 soruyu soruyor?\u201d<\/p>\n

4. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nWhen I was young I didn\u2019t like going to weddings.
\nMy grandmother would tell me, \u201cYou\u2019re next.\u201d
\nHowever, she stopped saying it after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nGen\u00e7ken evlilik t\u00f6renlerine gitmek istemezdim.
\nB\u00fcy\u00fckannem \u201cS\u0131radaki sensin\u201d derdi.
\nAma ona ayn\u0131 \u015feyi cenazelerde s\u00f6ylemeye ba\u015flad\u0131ktan sonra demeyi b\u0131rakt\u0131.<\/p>\n

5. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nAshly:<\/strong> I\u2019m in big trouble!
\nJason:<\/strong> Why is that?
\nAshly:<\/strong> I saw a mouse in my house!
\nJason:<\/strong> Oh, well, all you need to do is use a mouse trap.
\nAshly:<\/strong> I don\u2019t have one.
\nJason:<\/strong> Well then, buy one.
\nAshly:<\/strong> Can\u2019t afford one.
\nJason:<\/strong> I can give you mine if you want.
\nAshly:<\/strong> That sounds good.
\nJason:<\/strong> All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
\nAshly:<\/strong> I don\u2019t have any cheese.
\nJason: <\/strong>Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
\nAshly:<\/strong> I don\u2019t have oil.
\nJason:<\/strong> Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
\nAshly:<\/strong> I don\u2019t have bread.
\nJason:<\/strong> Then what is the mouse doing at your house?<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nAshly:<\/strong> Ba\u015f\u0131m b\u00fcy\u00fck belada.
\nJason:<\/strong> Nedenmi\u015f o?
\nAshly:<\/strong> Evimde bir fare g\u00f6rd\u00fcm
\nJason:<\/strong> \u00d6yle mi? T\u00fcm yapman gereken bir kapan kullanmak.
\nAshly:<\/strong> Kapan\u0131m yok.
\nJason:<\/strong> O zaman bir tane al.
\nAshly:<\/strong> Alacak param yok.
\nJason:<\/strong> \u0130stersen benimkini sana verebilirim.
\nAshly:<\/strong> \u0130yi fikir.
\nJason:<\/strong> Farenin kapana gelmesini sa\u011flamak i\u00e7in t\u00fcm yapman gereken sadece biraz peynir kullanman.
\nAshly:<\/strong> Peynirim de yok.
\nJason:<\/strong> Tamam o zaman bir par\u00e7a ekmek al ve \u00fcst\u00fcne biraz ya\u011f d\u00f6k ve bunu kapana yerle\u015ftir.
\nAshly:<\/strong> Ya\u011f da yok.
\nJason:<\/strong> O zaman sadece bir par\u00e7a ekmek kullan.
\nAshly:<\/strong> Ekmek de yok.
\nJason:<\/strong> O zaman farenin evinde ne i\u015fi var?<\/p>\n

6. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nIn the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nEvlili\u011fin ilk y\u0131l\u0131nda adam konu\u015fur ve kad\u0131n dinler. Evlili\u011fin ikinci y\u0131l\u0131nda kad\u0131n konu\u015fur ve adam dinler. Evlili\u011fin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc y\u0131l\u0131nda her ikiside konu\u015fur ve kom\u015fular\u0131 dinler.<\/p>\n

7. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nLove is one long sweet dream, but marriage is the alarm clock.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nA\u015fk uzun tatl\u0131 bir r\u00fcyad\u0131r ama evlilik \u00e7alar saattir.<\/p>\n

8. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTwo factory workers are talking.
\nThe woman says, \u201cI can make the boss give me the day off.\u201d
\nThe man asks, \u201cAnd how would you do that?\u201d
\nThe woman says, \u201cJust wait and see.\u201d She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
\nThe boss comes in and screams, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d
\nThe woman answers, \u201cI\u2019m a light bulb.\u201d
\nThe boss then adds, \u201cYou\u2019ve been working so much that you\u2019ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.\u201d
\nThe man begins to follow her and the boss shouts, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d
\nThe man says, \u201cI\u2019m going home, too. I can\u2019t work in the dark.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u0130ki fabrika i\u015f\u00e7isi konu\u015fuyor.
\nKad\u0131n der ki \u201cPatronu bana izin vermeye zorlayabilirim.\u201d
\nAdam sorar \u201cBunu nas\u0131l yapacaks\u0131n?\u201d
\nKad\u0131n der ki \u201c\u0130zle ve g\u00f6r.\u201d Sonra tavanda ba\u015f a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 as\u0131l\u0131 sallanmaya ba\u015flar.
\nPatron i\u00e7eri gelir ve \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 basar \u201dNe yap\u0131yorsun?\u201d
\nKad\u0131n yan\u0131tlar \u201cBen bir amp\u00fcl\u00fcm.\u201d
\nPatron sonra ekler \u201d\u00d6yle \u00e7ok \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun ki delirdin art\u0131k. San\u0131r\u0131m bug\u00fcn istirahate ihtiyac\u0131n var.\u201d
\nAdam kad\u0131n\u0131 takip etmeye ba\u015flar ve patron ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r \u201dSen nereye gidiyorsun?\u201d
\nAdam der ki \u201dBen de eve gidiyorum. Karanl\u0131kta \u00e7al\u0131\u015famam ki.\u201d<\/p>\n

9. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA dog thinks:
\n\u201cHey, these people I live with feed me, provide me with a nice warm house, and take good care of me \u2026 they must be gods.\u201d
\nA cat thinks:
\n\u201cHey, these people I live with feed me, provide me with a nice warm house, and take good care of me \u2026 I must be a god.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir k\u00f6pek d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr:
\n\u201cHey, birlikte ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bu insanlar beni besliyorlar, bana s\u0131cak bir ev sa\u011fl\u0131yorlar ve bana iyi bak\u0131yorlar \u2026 tanr\u0131 olmal\u0131lar.\u201d
\nBir kedi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr:
\n\u201cHey, birlikte ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bu insanlar beni besliyorlar, bana s\u0131cak bir ev sa\u011fl\u0131yorlar ve bana iyi bak\u0131yorlar \u2026 tanr\u0131 olmal\u0131y\u0131m.\u201d<\/p>\n

10. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTeacher:<\/strong> Why are you late, son?
\nStudent:<\/strong> Because of the sign on the road.
\nTeacher:<\/strong> What type of a sign.
\nStudent:<\/strong> The sign that says, \u201cSchool Ahead, Go Slow!\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen:<\/strong> Neden ge\u00e7 kald\u0131n o\u011flum?
\n\u00d6\u011frenci:<\/strong> Yoldaki tabela y\u00fcz\u00fcnden.
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen:<\/strong> Ne t\u00fcr bir i\u015faret?
\n\u00d6\u011frenci:<\/strong> \u201cOkul \u0130leride, Yava\u015f Gidin!\u201d yazan tabela.<\/p>\n

11. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA:<\/strong> Why are you crying?
\nB:<\/strong> The elephant is dead.
\nA:<\/strong> Was he your pet?
\nB:<\/strong> No, but I\u2019m the one who must dig his grave.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nA:<\/strong> Niye a\u011fl\u0131yorsun?
\nB:<\/strong> Fil \u00f6ld\u00fc.
\nA:<\/strong> Senin hayvan\u0131n m\u0131yd\u0131?
\nB:<\/strong> Hay\u0131r, ama mezar\u0131n\u0131 ben kazmak zorunday\u0131m.<\/p>\n

12. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nSon:<\/strong> Why are all those people running?
\nDad:<\/strong> They are running a race to get a cup.
\nSon:<\/strong> Who will get the cup?
\nDad:<\/strong> The person who wins.
\nSon:<\/strong> Then why are all the others running?<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00c7ocuk:<\/strong> Bu insanlar\u0131n hepsi neden ko\u015fuyor?
\nBaba:<\/strong> Onlar kupa kazanmak i\u00e7in yar\u0131\u015f\u0131yorlar.
\n\u00c7ocuk:<\/strong> Peki, kupay\u0131 kim alacak?
\nBaba:<\/strong> Kazanan ki\u015fi alacak.
\n\u00c7ocuk:<\/strong> Peki di\u011ferleri niye ko\u015fuyor?<\/p>\n

13. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTwo boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, \u201cWhy are you arguing?\u201d
\nOne boy answers, \u201cWe found ten dollars and decided to give them to whoever tells the biggest lie.\u201d
\nThe teacher gets angry and says, \u201cYou should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I didn\u2019t even know what a lie was.\u201d
\nThe boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen odaya girdi\u011finde iki erkek \u00e7ocuk tart\u0131\u015f\u0131yordur. \u00d6\u011fretmen \u201cNeden tart\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsunuz?\u201d der.
\n\u00c7ocuklardan biri, “On dolar bulduk ve en b\u00fcy\u00fck yalan\u0131 s\u00f6yleyene vermeye karar verdik” diye yan\u0131t verir.
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen sinirlenir ve \u201cKendinizden utanmal\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z. Ben sizin ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131zdayken yalan\u0131n ne oldu\u011funu bile bilmiyordum.\u201d
\n\u00c7ocuklar on dolar\u0131 \u00f6\u011fretmene verirler.<\/p>\n

14. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA young woman had a date with a circus sword swallower. She had never seen a sword swallower before, so she asked him to perform for her. He began swallowing some pins and needles.
\n\u201cThose aren\u2019t swords\u201d said the girl. \u201cThey are just pines and needles.\u201d
\n\u201cI know\u201d said the sword swallower. \u201cBut I\u2019m on a diet.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nGen\u00e7 bir kad\u0131n\u0131n bir sirk k\u0131l\u0131c\u0131 yutucusu ile randevusu vard\u0131. Daha \u00f6nce hi\u00e7 k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7 yutan biriyle bulu\u015fmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131, bu y\u00fczden onun i\u00e7in performans g\u00f6stermesini istedi. K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7 yutucusu birka\u00e7 diken ve i\u011fne yutmaya ba\u015flad\u0131.
\n\u201cBunlar k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7 de\u011fil\u201d dedi k\u0131z. \u201cOnlar sadece dikenler ve i\u011fneler.\u201d
\n\u201cBiliyorum\u201d dedi k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7 yutucusu. \u201cAma diyetteyim.\u201d<\/p>\n

15. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTeacher asks a problem in mathematics, Ali raises his hand but makes the question wrong.
\nTeacher asks turning to class:
\n\u2013 Yes, students, what was your friend\u2019s first mistake?
\nEmre answers:
\n\u2013 It was raising his hand, teacher.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen bir matematik problemi sorar, Ali elini kald\u0131r\u0131r ama soruyu yanl\u0131\u015f yapar.
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen s\u0131n\u0131fa d\u00f6nerek sorar:
\n\u2013 Evet \u00f6\u011frenciler, arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n ilk hatas\u0131 neydi?
\nEmre cevap verir:
\n\u2013 Elini kald\u0131rmak hocam.<\/p>\n

16. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nOne day the headmaster’s phone rings. Manager answers the phone:
\n\u2013 Yes?
\n\u2013 The headmaster, my child will not come to school today, it was a bit ill.
\n\u2013 OK. Who are you?
\n\u201cMe?\u201d says the child and continues:
\n\u2013 I am my father.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir g\u00fcn m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcn telefonu \u00e7alar. M\u00fcd\u00fcr telefona cevap verir:
\n– Evet?
\n-M\u00fcd\u00fcr bey bug\u00fcn \u00e7ocu\u011fum okula gelmeyecek, biraz hasta.
\n– Tamam. Sen kimsin?
\n\u00c7ocuk “Ben?” der ve devam eder:
\n\u2013 Ben babam\u0131m.<\/p>\n

17. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTeacher calls Ali to the chalkboard and questions:
\n\u2013 Ali, look, you have 10 liras in your pocket, and I gave you 15 liras. How much is in your pocket?
\n\u2013 I do not know what\u2019s in my pocket, but I think I have somebody else\u2019s pants on my body, teacher.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen Ali\u2019yi kara tahtaya \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r ve sorar:
\n\u2013 Ali, bak, cebinde 10 lira var ve ben sana 15 lira verdim. Cebinde ne kadar oldu?
\n\u2013 Cebimde ne var bilmiyorum ama san\u0131r\u0131m \u00fczerimde ba\u015fka birinin pantolonu var \u00f6\u011fretmenim.<\/p>\n

18. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTeacher asks the child:
\n\u2013 How many hours are there in a day, son?
\n\u2013 25 hours, teacher.
\n\u2013 How is this possible, son? 24 hours.
\n\u2013 Did you not say yesterday that times delayed one hour ahead?<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u00d6\u011fretmen \u00e7ocu\u011fa sorar:
\n\u2013 G\u00fcnde ka\u00e7 saat var evlat?
\n\u2013 25 saat, \u00f6\u011fretmenim.
\n\u2013 Bu nas\u0131l m\u00fcmk\u00fcn olabilir evlat? 24 saat var.
\n\u2013 D\u00fcn saatlerin bir saat ileriye al\u0131naca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylemediniz mi?<\/p>\n

19. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA student went to the school, that day she would receive a report card, she got back home after taking her report card.
\n\u201cDad, my notes are all five.\u201d she said.
\nHer father looked at the report card.
\n\u201cMy daughter, these are all one!\u201d he said.
\nThe girl said:
\n\u201cDad, the sum of all is five.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir \u00f6\u011frenci okula gitti, o g\u00fcn karne alacakt\u0131, karnesini ald\u0131ktan sonra eve d\u00f6nd\u00fc.
\n\u201cBaba, notlar\u0131m\u0131n hepsi be\u015f.\u201d dedi.
\nBabas\u0131 karneye bakt\u0131.
\n\u201cK\u0131z\u0131m, hepsi bir!\u201d dedi.
\nK\u0131z da:
\n\u201cBaba, hepsinin toplam\u0131 be\u015f.\u201d<\/p>\n

20. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nDoctor:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.\u201d
\nPatient:<\/strong> \u201cWhat do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!\u201d
\nDoctor:<\/strong> \u201cNine\u2026 eight\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nDoktor:<\/strong> \u201c\u00dczg\u00fcn\u00fcm ama \u00f6l\u00fcmc\u00fcl bir hastal\u0131ktan muzdaripsiniz ve kalan s\u00fcreniz 10.\u201d
\nHasta:<\/strong> \u201cNe demek, 10? 10 ne? Ay? Hafta ?!\u201d
\nDoktor:<\/strong> \u201cDokuz\u2026sekiz\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

21. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
\nThree days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks:
\n\u201cWell? Are you still coughing?\u201d
\nThe patient replies: \u201cNo. I\u2019m afraid to.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir doktor yanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131kla hastas\u0131na \u00f6ks\u00fcr\u00fck \u015furubu yerine m\u00fcshil re\u00e7ete eder.
\n\u00dc\u00e7 g\u00fcn sonra hasta muayene i\u00e7in gelir ve doktor \u015funu sorar:
\n\u201cPeki, hala \u00f6ks\u00fcr\u00fcyor musun? \u201d
\nHasta cevap verir: \u201cHay\u0131r. \u00d6ks\u00fcrmeye korkuyorum.\u201d<\/p>\n

22. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nDentist:<\/strong> \u201cThis will hurt a little.\u201d
\nPatient:<\/strong> \u201cOK.\u201d
\nDentist:<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nDi\u015f Hekimi:<\/strong> \u201cBu biraz ac\u0131tacak.\u201d
\nHasta:<\/strong> \u201cTamam\u201d
\nDi\u015f Hekimi:<\/strong> \u201cBir s\u00fcredir kar\u0131n\u0131zla ili\u015fki ya\u015f\u0131yorum.\u201d<\/p>\n

23. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nGuest to the waiter: <\/strong>\u201cCan you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?\u201d
\nWaiter:<\/strong> \u201cSorry, sir, but I\u2019m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nM\u00fc\u015fteri garsona:<\/strong> \u201cBir yan masadaki han\u0131mefendinin yedi\u011finden bana getirebilir misin?\u201d
\nGarson:<\/strong> \u201c\u00dczg\u00fcn\u00fcm efendim, ancak onu kendi yemek istedi\u011finden eminim.\u201d<\/p>\n

24. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nTwo cows are standing in a field.
\nOne says to the other \u201cAre you worried about Mad Cow Disease?\u201d
\nThe other one says \u201cNo, it doesn\u2019t worry me, I\u2019m a horse!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir alanda iki inek durmaktad\u0131r.
\nBiri di\u011ferine \u201cDeli Dana hastal\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in endi\u015feleniyor musun?\u201d diye sorar.
\nDi\u011feri \u201cHay\u0131r, beni endi\u015felendirmiyor, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc ben bir at\u0131m!\u201d<\/p>\n

25. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA guy says to his friend, \u201cGuess how many coins I have in my pocket.\u201d
\nThe friend says, \u201cIf I guess right, will you give me one of them?\u201d
\nThe first guy says, \u201cIf you guess right, I\u2019ll give you both of them!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir adam arkada\u015f\u0131na \u201cCebimde ka\u00e7 tane para oldu\u011funu tahmin et.\u201d
\nArkada\u015f\u0131, \u201cDo\u011fru tahmin edersem, bana onlardan birini verecek misin?\u201d der.
\nAdam, \u201cDo\u011fru tahmin edersen, ikisini de veririm!\u201d<\/p>\n

26. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA:<\/strong> Meet my new born brother.
\nB:<\/strong> Oh, he is so sweet! What\u2019s his name?
\nA:<\/strong> I don\u2019t know. I can\u2019t understand a word he says.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nA:<\/strong> Yeni do\u011fan karde\u015fimle tan\u0131\u015f.
\nB:<\/strong> \u00c7ok sevimli! \u0130smi ne?
\nA:<\/strong> Bilmiyorum. S\u00f6yledi\u011fi hi\u00e7bir kelimeyi anlayam\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n

27. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA little boy says,
\n\u2018Dad, I\u2019ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn\u2019t know his wife until he marries her.\u2019
\n\u2018Son,\u2019 says the dad.
\n\u201cThat happens everywhere.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nK\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir \u00e7ocuk der ki,
\n\u201cBaba, Afrika\u2019n\u0131n baz\u0131 b\u00f6lgelerinde bir erke\u011fin evlenene kadar kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 duydum.\u201d
\n\u201cEvlat,\u201d der baba.
\n\u201cBu her yerde oluyor.\u201d<\/p>\n

28. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA man is talking to god.
\nThe man:<\/strong> \u201cGod, how long is a million years?\u201d
\nGod:<\/strong> \u201cTo me, it\u2019s about a minute.\u201d
\nThe man:<\/strong> \u201cGod, how much is a million dollars?\u201d
\nGod:<\/strong> \u201cTo me it\u2019s a penny.\u201d
\nThe man:<\/strong> \u201cGod, may I have a penny?\u201d
\nGod:<\/strong> \u201cWait a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir adam tanr\u0131yla konu\u015fuyor.
\nAdam:<\/strong> \u201cTanr\u0131m, bir milyon y\u0131l ne kadar s\u00fcr\u00fcyor?\u201d
\nTanr\u0131:<\/strong> \u201cBana g\u00f6re, bir dakika kadar.\u201d
\nAdam:<\/strong> \u201cTanr\u0131m, bir milyon dolar ne kadar?\u201d
\nTanr\u0131:<\/strong> \u201cBana g\u00f6re bir kuru\u015f.\u201d
\nAdam:<\/strong> \u201cTanr\u0131m, bir kuru\u015f alabilir miyim?\u201d
\nTanr\u0131:<\/strong> \u201cBir dakika bekle.\u201d<\/p>\n

29. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nA man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
\nThe shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
\nThe man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
\n“Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
\nThe shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir adam bir d\u00fckkana girer ve k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck sevimli bir k\u00f6pek g\u00f6r\u00fcr. D\u00fckkan sahibine “K\u00f6pe\u011fin \u0131s\u0131r\u0131r m\u0131?” diye sorar.
\nEsnaf, “Hay\u0131r, k\u00f6pe\u011fim \u0131s\u0131rmaz” der.
\nAdam k\u00f6pe\u011fi ok\u015famaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r ve k\u00f6pek onu \u0131s\u0131r\u0131r.
\n“Ah! K\u00f6pe\u011finin \u0131s\u0131rmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yledi\u011fini san\u0131yordum!” der.
\nD\u00fckkan sahibi, “O benim k\u00f6pe\u011fim de\u011fil!” diye cevap verir.<\/p>\n

30. \u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nOne day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him that his test would be invalid.
\nThe student asked, “Do you know who I am?”
\nThe prof said, “No and I don’t care.”
\nThe student asked again, “Are you sure you don’t know who I am?”
\nThe prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle then threw the papers in the air.
\n“Good” the student said and walked out.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nBir g\u00fcn bir \u00f6\u011frenci \u00e7ok zor bir kompozisyon s\u0131nav\u0131na giriyordu. Testin sonunda, profes\u00f6r t\u00fcm \u00f6\u011frencilerden kalemlerini b\u0131rakmalar\u0131n\u0131 ve hemen testlerini teslim etmelerini istedi. Gen\u00e7 adam, hemen durmazsa diskalifiye edilece\u011fi konusunda uyar\u0131lmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen h\u0131zla yazmaya devam etti. Uyar\u0131y\u0131 dikkate almad\u0131, 10 dakika sonra testi bitirdi ve testi hocas\u0131na teslim etmeye gitti. Hoca ona s\u0131nav\u0131n\u0131n ge\u00e7ersiz olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yledi.
\n\u00d6\u011frenci, “Sen benim kim oldu\u011fumu biliyor musun?” diye sordu.
\nProfes\u00f6r, “Hay\u0131r ve umurumda de\u011fil” dedi.
\n\u00d6\u011frenci tekrar sordu, “Benim kim oldu\u011fumu bilmedi\u011fine emin misin?”
\nProfes\u00f6r yine hay\u0131r dedi. Bunun \u00fczerine \u00f6\u011frenci test ka\u011f\u0131d\u0131 y\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na gitti, kendininkini ortaya koydu ve sonra ka\u011f\u0131tlar\u0131 havaya f\u0131rlatt\u0131.
\n“\u0130yi” dedi \u00f6\u011frenci ve \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kralar ve T\u00fcrk\u00e7e Anlamlar\u0131 ile \u0130lgili S\u0131k Sorulan Sorular
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F\u0131kra nedir?<\/strong><\/p>\n

F\u0131kralar, g\u00fcld\u00fcren ve d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcren, komik ve k\u0131sa \u00f6yk\u00fcc\u00fcklerdir.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralar nedir?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralara \u00f6rnekler \u015funlard\u0131r:
\n\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\nGuest to the waiter: \u201cCan you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?\u201d
\nWaiter: \u201cSorry, sir, but I\u2019m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself.\u201d
\n\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\nM\u00fc\u015fteri garsona: \u201cBir yan masadaki han\u0131mefendinin yedi\u011finden bana getirebilir misin?\u201d
\nGarson: \u201c\u00dczg\u00fcn\u00fcm efendim, ancak onu kendi yemek istedi\u011finden eminim.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra<\/strong>
\n\u201cAm I the first man you have ever loved?\u201d John asked.
\n\u201cOf course\u201d Linda answered \u201cWhy do men always ask the same question?\u201d
\n\u0130ngilizce F\u0131kra \u00c7evirisi<\/strong>
\n\u201cBen senin a\u015f\u0131k oldu\u011fun ilk ki\u015fi miyim?\u201d diye sordu John.
\n\u201cTabiki\u201d diye cevaplad\u0131 Linda \u201cNi\u00e7in erkekler hep ayn\u0131 soruyu soruyor?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce f\u0131kra ne demek?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015eaka anlam\u0131na gelen \u201cf\u0131kra\u201d<\/strong> \u0130ngilizceye \u201cjoke\u201d<\/strong> olarak \u00e7evrilir.<\/p>\n

\u0130ngilizce f\u0131kra kimlere anlat\u0131l\u0131r?<\/strong><\/p>\n

G\u00fcnl\u00fck hayatta arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 veya tan\u0131d\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 g\u00fcld\u00fcrmek i\u00e7in \u0130ngilizce f\u0131kralardan yararlanabilirsiniz.<\/p>\n