{"id":47021,"date":"2023-08-21T09:00:09","date_gmt":"2023-08-21T06:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.englishcentral.com\/blog\/?p=47021"},"modified":"2023-09-13T10:54:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-13T07:54:13","slug":"funny-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.englishcentral.com\/blog\/ko\/funny-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"\uc0dd\ud65c\uc601\uc5b4: Funny Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\uc601\uc5b4 \uc5b8\uc5b4 \uc548\uc5d0\ub294 \uc6c3\uc74c\uc744 \uc548\uaca8\uc8fc\ub294 \uba85\uc5b8\ub4e4\uc774 \uc990\ube44\ud569\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uc774 \uba85\uc5b8\ub4e4\uc740 \uc5b4\ub5a4 \ub54c\ub098 \uc6b0\ub9ac\ub97c \ubbf8\uc18c \uc9d3\uac8c \ub9cc\ub4e4\uba70, \uc5b8\uc5b4\uc758 \uc7ac\uce58\uc640 \ucc3d\uc758\uc131\uc744 \uc5ff\ubcfc \uc218 \uc788\ub294 \uc791\uc740 \ubcf4\uc11d\ub4e4\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4. \ud48d\ubd80\ud55c \uc5b4\ud718\uc758 \ud798\uc73c\ub85c, \uc774 \uba85\uc5b8\ub4e4\uc740 \ub54c\ub85c\ub294 \uc778\uc0dd\uc758 \ube44\uc560\ub97c \uc870\ub871\ud558\uac70\ub098, \ub54c\ub85c\ub294 \uc0c1\ud669\uc744 \ud48d\uc790\ud558\uc5ec \uc6b0\ub9ac\uc758 \uc77c\uc0c1\uc744 \ud654\uc0ac\ud558\uac8c \ubc1d\ud600\uc90d\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uadf8\uc800 \uc5b8\uc5b4\uc758 \ud765\ubbf8\ub85c\uc6c0\uc744 \ub290\ub084 \ubfd0\ub9cc \uc544\ub2c8\ub77c, \ubb38\ud654\uc640 \uc720\uba38\uc758 \ub2e4\uc591\uc131\ub3c4 \ub9cc\ub098\ubcfc \uc218 \uc788\ub294 \uae30\ud68c\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Funny Quotes…<\/strong><\/h2>\n

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.<\/strong> – Michael Scott
\ub098\ub294 \ubbf8\uc2e0\uc744 \ubbff\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc9c0\ub9cc \uc57d\uac04\uc740 \ubbf8\uc2e0\uc744 \ubbff\ub294\ub2e4.<\/em> – \ub9c8\uc774\ud074 \uc2a4\ucf67<\/p>\n

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.<\/strong> – Steven Wright
\ucc45\uc744 \uc4f0\uace0 \uc788\uc5b4\uc694. \ud398\uc774\uc9c0 \ubc88\ud638\ub97c \ub2e4 \uc37c\uc5b4\uc694.<\/em> – \uc2a4\ud2f0\ube10 \ub77c\uc774\ud2b8<\/p>\n

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. <\/strong>– Steve Martin
\ud587\ube5b\uc774 \uc5c6\ub294 \ub0a0\uc740 \ubc24\uacfc \uac19\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc2a4\ud2f0\ube0c \ub9c8\ud2f4<\/p>\n

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. <\/strong>– Robin Williams
\uc8c4\uc1a1\ud569\ub2c8\ub2e4, \ub2f9\uc2e0\uc774 \uc633\ub2e4\uba74 \uc800\ub3c4 \ub2f9\uc2e0 \ub9d0\uc5d0 \ub3d9\uc758\ud560 \uac81\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \ub85c\ube48 \uc70c\ub9ac\uc5c4\uc2a4<\/p>\n

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<\/strong> – Emo Philips
\uc800\ub294 \uc2e0\uc5d0\uac8c \uc790\uc804\uac70\ub97c \ubd80\ud0c1\ud588\uc9c0\ub9cc \uc2e0\uc740 \uadf8\ub807\uac8c \ub418\uc9c0 \uc54a\ub294\ub2e4\ub294 \uac83\uc744 \uc555\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uadf8\ub798\uc11c \uc800\ub294 \uc790\uc804\uac70\ub97c \ud6d4\uce58\uace0 \uc6a9\uc11c\ub97c \uad6c\ud588\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc5d0\ubaa8 \ud544\ub9bd\uc2a4<\/p>\n

The only time to be positive you have a clean conscience is when you are not conscious. <\/strong>– Unknown
\ub2f9\uc2e0\uc774 \uae68\ub057\ud55c \uc591\uc2ec\uc744 \uac00\uc9c0\uace0 \uc788\ub2e4\ub294 \uac83\uc744 \uae0d\uc815\ud560 \uc218 \uc788\ub294 \uc720\uc77c\ud55c \ub54c\ub294 \ub2f9\uc2e0\uc774 \uc758\uc2dd\uc774 \uc5c6\uc744 \ub54c\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc800\uc790 \ubbf8\uc0c1<\/p>\n

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.<\/strong> – Oscar Wilde
\uc790\uc2e0\uc774 \ub418\uc5b4\ub77c; \ub2e4\ub978 \uc774\ub4e4\uc740 \ubaa8\ub450 \uc784\uc790\uac00 \uc788\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc624\uc2a4\uce74 \uc640\uc77c\ub4dc<\/p>\n

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.<\/strong> – Terry Pratchett
\ubb3c\ub860 \uc5f4\ub9b0 \ub9c8\uc74c\uc744 \uac16\ub294 \uac83\uc758 \ubb38\uc81c\ub294 \uc0ac\ub78c\ub4e4\uc774 \ub530\ub77c\uc640\uc11c \uac70\uae30\uc5d0 \ubb34\uc5b8\uac00\ub97c \ub123\uc73c\ub824\uace0 \uace0\uc9d1\ud560 \uac83\uc774\ub77c\ub294 \uc810\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4. <\/em>– \ud14c\ub9ac \ud504\ub798\uccab<\/p>\n

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.<\/strong> – Unknown
\uc800\ub294 \ub17c\uc7c1\ud558\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc544\ub2c8\ub77c, \uc81c\uac00 \uc65c \uc633\uc740\uc9c0 \uc124\uba85\ud558\ub294 \uac83\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc800\uc790 \ubbf8\uc0c1<\/p>\n

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure<\/strong>. – Unknown
\uc608\uc804\uc5d0\ub294 \uc6b0\uc720\ubd80\ub2e8\ud588\uc5b4\uc694 \uc9c0\uae08\uc740 \uc798 \ubaa8\ub974\uaca0\uc5b4\uc694.<\/em> – \uc800\uc790 \ubbf8\uc0c1<\/p>\n

Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.<\/strong> – Unknown
\ub098\uc774\ub294 \ub2e8\uc9c0 \uc138\uc0c1\uc774 \ub2f9\uc2e0\uc744 \uc990\uae30\uace0 \uc788\ub294 \uba87 \ub144\uc758 \uc22b\uc790\uc77c \ubfd0\uc774\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc800\uc790 \ubbf8\uc0c1<\/p>\n\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.<\/strong> – Woody Allen
\n\uc800\ub294 \uc8fd\uc74c\uc774 \ub450\ub835\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4. \ub2e8\uc9c0 \uc8fd\uc74c\uc774 \uc77c\uc5b4\ub0a0 \ub54c \uadf8\uacf3\uc5d0 \uc788\uace0 \uc2f6\uc9c0 \uc54a\uc744 \ubfd0\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc6b0\ub514 \uc568\ub7f0<\/p>\n

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.<\/strong> – Socrates
\n\uaf2d \uacb0\ud63c\ud558\uc138\uc694. \uc88b\uc740 \uc544\ub0b4\ub97c \uc5bb\uc73c\uba74 \ud589\ubcf5\ud574\uc9c0\uace0, \ub098\uc05c \uc544\ub0b4\ub97c \uc5bb\uc73c\uba74 \ucca0\ud559\uc790\uac00 \ub429\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc18c\ud06c\ub77c\ud14c\uc2a4<\/p>\n

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. <\/strong>– A. Whitney Brown
\n\uc800\ub294 \ub3d9\ubb3c\uc744 \uc88b\uc544\ud574\uc11c \ucc44\uc2dd\uc8fc\uc758\uc790\uac00 \uc544\ub2d9\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uc2dd\ubb3c\uc744 \uc2eb\uc5b4\ud574\uc11c \ucc44\uc2dd\uc8fc\uc758\uc790\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – A. \ud718\ud2b8\ub2c8 \ube0c\ub77c\uc6b4<\/p>\n

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. <\/strong>– Unknown
\n\uc131\uacf5\uc73c\ub85c \uac00\ub294 \uae38\uc5d0\ub294 \uc720\ud639\uc801\uc778 \uc8fc\ucc28 \uacf5\uac04\uc774 \ub9ce\uc774 \uc788\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc800\uc790 \ubbf8\uc0c1<\/p>\n

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. <\/strong>– Steven Wright
\n\uc800\ub294 \uc601\uc6d0\ud788 \uc0b4 \uc0dd\uac01\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uc9c0\uae08\uae4c\uc9c0\ub294 \uc88b\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc2a4\ud2f0\ube10 \ub77c\uc774\ud2b8<\/p>\n

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.<\/strong> – Woody Allen
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Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes. <\/strong>– Jim Carrey
\n\ubaa8\ub4e0 \uc704\ub300\ud55c \ub0a8\uc790\uc758 \ub4a4\uc5d0\ub294 \ub208\uc744 \uad74\ub9ac\ub294 \uc5ec\uc790\uac00 \uc788\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc9d0 \uce90\ub9ac<\/p>\n

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.<\/strong> – Albert Einstein
\n\ub450 \uac00\uc9c0\ub294 \ubb34\ud55c\ud569\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uc6b0\uc8fc\uc640 \uc778\uac04\uc758 \uc5b4\ub9ac\uc11d\uc74c. \uadf8\ub9ac\uace0 \uc800\ub294 \uc6b0\uc8fc\uc5d0 \ub300\ud574 \ud655\uc2e0\ud560 \uc218 \uc5c6\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em>– \uc54c\ubc84\ud2b8 \uc544\uc778\uc288\ud0c0\uc778<\/p>\n

When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.<\/strong> – Rodney Dangerfield
\n\uc81c\uac00 \uc5b4\ub838\uc744 \ub54c \ubd80\ubaa8\ub2d8\uc774 \uc774\uc0ac\ub97c \ub9ce\uc774 \uac00\uc168\ub294\ub370, \uc800\ub294 \ud56d\uc0c1 \ubd80\ubaa8\ub2d8\uc744 \ucc3e\uc558\uc2b5\ub2c8\ub2e4. <\/em>– \ub85c\ub4dc\ub2c8 \ub370\uc778\uc800\ud544\ub4dc<\/p>\n

The best way to predict the future is to create it. <\/strong>– Peter Drucker
\n\ubbf8\ub798\ub97c \uc608\uce21\ud558\ub294 \uac00\uc7a5 \uc88b\uc740 \ubc29\ubc95\uc740 \ubbf8\ub798\ub97c \ub9cc\ub4dc\ub294 \uac83\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4. <\/em>– \ud53c\ud130 \ub4dc\ub7ec\ucee4<\/p>\n

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.<\/strong> – John Lennon
\n\uc778\uc0dd\uc774\ub780 \ub2e4\ub978 \uacc4\ud68d\uc744 \uc138\uc6b0\ub290\ub77c \ubc14\uc060 \ub54c \uc77c\uc5b4\ub098\ub294 \uc77c\uc785\ub2c8\ub2e4.<\/em> – \uc874 \ub808\ub17c<\/p>\n\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Funny Quotes Tip <\/strong><\/h2>\n

\uc601\uc5b4\ub85c \uae00\uc744 \uc4f0\uac70\ub098 \ub300\ud654\ub97c \ud560 \ub54c \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc5b4\ub5bb\uac8c \uc0ac\uc6a9\ud560 \uc218 \uc788\uc744\uae4c\uc694? <\/strong><\/p>\n

\uc601\uc5b4\ub85c \uae00\uc4f0\uae30\ub098 \ub300\ud654\ub97c \ud560 \ub54c \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \ud65c\uc6a9\ud558\ub294 \ubc29\ubc95\uc740 \ub9c8\uce58 \ub9db\uc788\ub294 \ud5a5\uae30\ub97c \uc694\ub9ac\uc5d0 \ub354\ud558\ub294 \uac83\uacfc \uac19\uc544\uc694. \uadf8\uc800 \uba87 \ub9c8\ub514\uc758 \uc9c0\ud61c\ub97c \ub367\ubd99\uc774\uba74, \ub0b4\uc6a9\uc774 \ub354\uc6b1 \ud48d\ubd80\ud574\uc9c0\uace0 \uc644\uc131\ub3c4\ub97c \ub192\uc77c \uc218 \uc788\ub2f5\ub2c8\ub2e4.
\n\uba3c\uc800, \uc801\uc808\ud55c \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc120\ud0dd\ud558\uc138\uc694. \uc8fc\uc81c\uc640 \ubd84\uc704\uae30\uc5d0 \ub9de\ub294 \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uace0\ub974\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc911\uc694\ud574\uc694. \uc6c3\uc74c\uc744 \uc8fc\uace0 \uc2f6\ub2e4\uba74 \uc720\uba38 \uc788\ub294 \uba85\uc5b8\uc744, \uac10\ub3d9\uc744 \uc8fc\uace0 \uc2f6\ub2e4\uba74 \uac10\uc131\uc801\uc778 \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \ud65c\uc6a9\ud574\ubcf4\uc138\uc694.
\n\uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc798 \ud65c\uc6a9\ud558\uae30 \uc704\ud574\uc11c\ub294 \ub450 \uac00\uc9c0 \ud3ec\uc778\ud2b8\ub97c \uae30\uc5b5\ud558\uc138\uc694. \uccab\uc9f8, \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc778\uc6a9\ud560 \ub54c\uc5d0\ub294 \ucd9c\ucc98\ub97c \uba85\ud655\ud788 \ubc1d\ud600\uc57c \ud574\uc694. \u201c\uc800\uc790 \ubbf8\uc0c1”\uc774\ub77c\uace0 \ud45c\uc2dc\ud558\uac70\ub098, \uba85\uc5b8\uc774 \uc720\uba85\ud55c \uc0ac\ub78c\uc5d0\uac8c \uc18d\ud574 \uc788\ub2e4\uba74 \uadf8 \uc0ac\ub78c\uc758 \uc774\ub984\uc744 \ud568\uaed8 \uc5b8\uae09\ud574\uc8fc\uc138\uc694.
\n\ub458\uc9f8, \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc0ac\uc6a9\ud560 \ub54c\ub294 \ubb38\ub9e5\uc5d0 \ub9de\uac8c \uc870\ud654\ub86d\uac8c \ud1b5\ud569\ud558\uc138\uc694. \uadf8\uc800 \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \ub5bc\uc5b4\ubd99\uc774\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc544\ub2c8\ub77c, \uadf8 \uba85\uc5b8\uc774 \uc8fc\uc81c\ub098 \ub0b4\uc6a9\uacfc \uc5b4\uc6b8\ub9ac\ub3c4\ub85d \uc790\uc5f0\uc2a4\ub7fd\uac8c \uc5f0\uacb0\ud558\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc911\uc694\ud569\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uc774\ub807\uac8c \ud558\uba74 \uba85\uc5b8\uc774 \ub300\ud654\ub098 \uae00\uc758 \ud750\ub984\uc744 \ub354 \uc798 \uc774\ub04c\uc5b4\uc8fc\uace0 \ub3c5\uc790 \ub610\ub294 \uccad\uc911\uc5d0\uac8c \ub354 \uc27d\uac8c \uc640\ub2ff\uac8c \ub420 \uac70\uc5d0\uc694.
\n\ub9c8\uc9c0\ub9c9\uc73c\ub85c, \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc0ac\uc6a9\ud560 \ub54c\ub294 \uc9c0\ub098\uce58\uac8c \ub9ce\uc774 \uc0ac\uc6a9\ud558\uc9c0 \uc54a\ub3c4\ub85d \uc8fc\uc758\ud574\uc8fc\uc138\uc694. \uc801\uc808\ud55c \uac04\uaca9\uc73c\ub85c \uba85\uc5b8\uc744 \uc0b4\ud3b4\ubcf4\uace0, \ud544\uc694\ud55c \ubd80\ubd84\uc5d0 \ub9c8\uce58 \ud5a5\uae30\ub85c\uc6b4 \ud5a5\uc744 \ubfcc\ub824\uc8fc\ub4ef \uc790\uc5f0\uc2a4\ub7fd\uac8c \ud65c\uc6a9\ud558\ub294 \uac83\uc774 \uc88b\ub2f5\ub2c8\ub2e4. \uc774\ub807\uac8c \ud558\uba74 \uae00\uc774\ub098 \ub300\ud654\uac00 \ub354 \uc0dd\ub3d9\uac10 \uc788\uace0 \ub9e4\ub825\uc801\uc73c\ub85c \ub2e4\uac00\uc62c \uac70\uc5d0\uc694.<\/p>\n